Sometimes here at Casa Caruso we like to play a little game we call “Random Torah Triva” where Josh comes up with whatever pops into his head to ask the kids. Here’s how our very shabbesdik triva went last night:
ABBA: “Ok, who was Moshe’s father in law?”
KIDS: Silent Stares.
ME: “Oh, COME ON. 7+ years of day school education?????”
ASHER: “Some Midianite guy?”
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ABBA: “Where did Moshe and Tzipporah meet?”
ASHER: “Up your butt.”
—hysterical laughter ensues—
LEV: “By a well. All the great love stories in the Torah happened at a well.”
ME: “Aw, that’s very sweet!”
LEV: “Yep, I’m pretty sweet.”
ASHER: “Yeah, but I’m AWESOME.”
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ABBA: “Where did the story of Yonah take place?”
ASHER: “In the water?”
LEV: “WAIT I know this . . . wait . . . wait . . .”
SHAYNA: “Up the whale’s butt!”
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Dinner is not recoverable. Good night.
the Rebbetzin Rocks 
Great to know that despite having a rabbi for a parent, Jewish knowledge is not a given!!! :)
“Some Midianite guy?” – I laughed so hard at this. My dd has had 11+ years of day school education and some weeks all she can come up with for a dvar Torah is “in this week’s parsha… what’s this week’s parsha again?” ;-)
up the whale’s butt!? i’m rotfl….